The Great Wall of Vagina
So I hope you all watched the new season of The Simple Life! Unfortunately, you won't get to see me on it, because TV has a thing against showing vaginas, but it really is a good show. And I'm not just saying that because Paris Hilton is my master! Or my masterbater! lol :+
Paris doesn't need to masterbait because she gets fucked a lot. Which means so do I! To be honest, once in a while I wouldn't mind just taking the night off and taking it easy. But when you're in the public eye as much as Paris is, and when you are as inviting as I am, it's hard to take a night off. I guess you could say I'm in the "pubic" eye!
I'm really glad that some people are commenting on my blog! I didn't think people would read it! I mean, I'm only a vagina! But I guess I know some pretty famous people, right?!
Anyway, I hope you like my righting and I hope you keep coming back. I guess if I keep coming, then you'll keep coming, right? I sure hope so! :|@$
Paris doesn't need to masterbait because she gets fucked a lot. Which means so do I! To be honest, once in a while I wouldn't mind just taking the night off and taking it easy. But when you're in the public eye as much as Paris is, and when you are as inviting as I am, it's hard to take a night off. I guess you could say I'm in the "pubic" eye!
I'm really glad that some people are commenting on my blog! I didn't think people would read it! I mean, I'm only a vagina! But I guess I know some pretty famous people, right?!
Anyway, I hope you like my righting and I hope you keep coming back. I guess if I keep coming, then you'll keep coming, right? I sure hope so! :|@$
posted by Paris Hilton's Vagina @ 7:25 PM
5 Comments:
At 8:45 PM,
apple said…
Hi Vagina!
I'm really pissed off that you totally took my template! You completely stole it and my vagina is going to kick your vagina's ass! Let me just say: VITTU PASKA SAATANAN HUORA! And leave it at that..
one more thing though..I totally think that the "father" (shall I say) of this vagina, really has the worst blog name ever! I mean..what the hell is: "blogging like I've never blogged before" ..jesus..give me a break..aand I think it's totally obnoxious that you don't allow comments on that "blogging like I've never blogged before"... "Hey, wanna comment? e-mail me..hihii" Fuck off! What the fuck are you afraid man?
At 6:20 PM,
Celia said…
Wow, I can't believe there's a second post in this blog! I mean, what with you being so busy and all, Paris Hilton's Vagina, it's awesome to see you take the time to showcase some of your other talents. I had no idea you were interested in blogging, P.H. Vag (can I call you that? How about "Vaggie"?) I'll be looking forward to more of your output in the future, Pussy. Stay mellow!
At 5:27 AM,
Couch said…
actually, im more curious on how it types. i know PHV probably has some pretty talented muscles down there from all the use it see but to be able to type is just fuckin amazing. it could be on the gong show or something.
At 2:48 AM,
Celia said…
Good point, Couch. And they say she's talentless!
At 3:12 PM,
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