Hello Internet!

Well, it's about time I started a blog! :)

I guess I should tell you a little about myself. Well, I'm Paris Hilton's vagina (which you probably already knew, duh!). I'm very popular and you might have met me or seen me in photos. (If you click on that link, I just want you to know that I don't necessarily like what that guy has to say about me, but it is a really good picture of me).

Anyway, I was saying how popular I am. I've met people and dildos that have been like, "You know everyone! You should totally run for mayor!" I don't know if I'm that popular! lol ;) And if I ran for mayor I'd probably only get the male vote (although I have met a couple of ladies who would vote for me!) And I don't even think women run for mayor, let alone vaginas!

But it is true that I love people. I love to hug lots of things. I'm a big hugger. You know how some people or vaginas just know how to hug? Well, that's me. People love my hugs so much that they want it on camera. And as you know, I am not camera shy! I know other vaginas that are pretty reserved and they clam up when cameras are in front of them, but not me! I say "Open Sesame!" Or in my case, I say, "Open Paris Hilton's vagina!"

Uh oh! I think I have to go. It looks like I have a visitor. Oh wait... make that visitors!!! It's going to be a long night! Literally!