A Day in the Life of Paris Hilton's Vagina

Musings, observations, and whatever else goes through Paris Hilton's vagina.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

The Great Wall of Vagina

So I hope you all watched the new season of The Simple Life! Unfortunately, you won't get to see me on it, because TV has a thing against showing vaginas, but it really is a good show. And I'm not just saying that because Paris Hilton is my master! Or my masterbater! lol :+

Paris doesn't need to masterbait because she gets fucked a lot. Which means so do I! To be honest, once in a while I wouldn't mind just taking the night off and taking it easy. But when you're in the public eye as much as Paris is, and when you are as inviting as I am, it's hard to take a night off. I guess you could say I'm in the "pubic" eye!

I'm really glad that some people are commenting on my blog! I didn't think people would read it! I mean, I'm only a vagina! But I guess I know some pretty famous people, right?!

Anyway, I hope you like my righting and I hope you keep coming back. I guess if I keep coming, then you'll keep coming, right? I sure hope so! :|@$

Friday, January 21, 2005

Hello Internet!

Well, it's about time I started a blog! :)

I guess I should tell you a little about myself. Well, I'm Paris Hilton's vagina (which you probably already knew, duh!). I'm very popular and you might have met me or seen me in photos. (If you click on that link, I just want you to know that I don't necessarily like what that guy has to say about me, but it is a really good picture of me).

Anyway, I was saying how popular I am. I've met people and dildos that have been like, "You know everyone! You should totally run for mayor!" I don't know if I'm that popular! lol ;) And if I ran for mayor I'd probably only get the male vote (although I have met a couple of ladies who would vote for me!) And I don't even think women run for mayor, let alone vaginas!

But it is true that I love people. I love to hug lots of things. I'm a big hugger. You know how some people or vaginas just know how to hug? Well, that's me. People love my hugs so much that they want it on camera. And as you know, I am not camera shy! I know other vaginas that are pretty reserved and they clam up when cameras are in front of them, but not me! I say "Open Sesame!" Or in my case, I say, "Open Paris Hilton's vagina!"

Uh oh! I think I have to go. It looks like I have a visitor. Oh wait... make that visitors!!! It's going to be a long night! Literally!